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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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.ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes.
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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
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I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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I love it when it Rains
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I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
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It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
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Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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The rain reminds me of you. because it's falling hard and i am too.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
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Some feels the Rain , Others just get Wet
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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
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To get a rainbow you have to go through the rain, but to get true love you have to go through the pa
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
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