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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
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A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
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Tags life  time  value  
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
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Tags true friend  someone  listen  drama  
I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness.
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Tags awesomeness  
Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
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Tags romantic status  love  great  last  perfect  someone  
Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
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Tags romantic-sms  someone  love  great  last  perfect  
Better late than never, but never late is better.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
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Tags let  ears  witness  eyes  mouth  speak  feel  funny  clever whatsapp messages  
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.
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Each moment in a day, has its own value. Good Monring
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Tags Moment  Day Wishesh  
.ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Time to wish you Every Joy Every Happiness and Every Cheer! Have a Lovely Birthday
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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Tags Flirting  Awesome  
Life becomes romantic when eyes start looking at some one silently.
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Tags love  romanatic  someone  
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
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It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life. Have a happy and fun-filled Birthday, buddy!
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The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
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Tags love  romantic  time  
Friendship doubles your joy and pides your sorrow.
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes.
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Tags coke  pepsi  me  sexy  rivers  lakes  funny  clever whatsapp messages  
I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when I love them… I’m somebody who will
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Tags somebody  way  hurt  sad  love  
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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I’m cool but Summer made me hot !!
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Tags cool  hot  summer  
Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
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I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
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I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
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Tags flirt  love  someone  
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
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Tags Moment  Sad  
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
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I love you because I love you, because it would be impossible not to love you
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I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
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It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not t
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Tags hurt  something  cling  
It's Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
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It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
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It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
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Tags break-up  love  someone  
Just give me time and I will get over you.
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Tags break-up  time  
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I though
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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
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Life becomes romantic when someone start looking silently but life becomes more romantic when someone start reading those eyes.
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Tags romantic  love  someone  
Life dosen't always give you the people you want, and sometimes it takes away the people you need the most.
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Tags life  people  sometimes  
Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".
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Life is like driving a car. It’s okay to look behind sometimes but keep looking straight because life’s goes on.
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Tags life  sometimes  
Life is a storm either you get a Umbrella or learn to dance in the Rain.
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life is too short to wait on someone to love you the way you love them.
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Tags life  someone  love  
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
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Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
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Tags romantic status  love  someone  eyes  
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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My life is a storm, can you dance in the rain with me?
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My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.
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Tags life  perfect  moments  
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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Tags study  break  time  
Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
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No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.
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Tags break-up  time  
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on.
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Tags life  people  remember  
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.
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I love those random memories that make me smile.
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Tags Smile  Memories  
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
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Sometimes its better to put LOVE into hugs than to put it into words.
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Tags sometime  love  hug  romantic  
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
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A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is at home.
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Tags Smile  Memories  
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile.
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Tags someone  dreams  smile  
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
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Tags cool  someone  love  
Sometimes I just want to cry No reason Why...
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Tags Cry  Sometimes  
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realise how much they need to fall back together.
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Tags break-up  sometimes  together  
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you....
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Tags cool  sometime  distance  
Sorry means nothing without the actions to back it up
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Tags Sorry Means  
Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
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Tags Stupidity  Crime  
Without positive attitude, success is called Luck. But with positive attitude, success is called ach
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Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
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Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
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Tags someone  life  mistakes  
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it’s actually not the s
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Tags songs  cry  memories  people  sad  
There are a lot of people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so special.
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Tags love  romantic  someone  
There was a time when we used to tell friends: “Lets meet & plan something” and now we say: “Lets plan and meet some day”. Thats how the life change.
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Tags life  friends  plan  time  
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
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If you believe in yourself, things are possible.
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
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Time doesn't really Heal the heart. It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
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Tags Pain  Hurt  Heartbreak  Tears  Forget  Time  
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Wake up! it's morning time with cheerful moments
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Tags Moment  Day Wishes  Cheerful  
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
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Tags cool  someone  happpiness  
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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Good Morning Wishing you a day full of joyful moments.
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Tags Moment  Day Wishesh  
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
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