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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I though
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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