Status Messages in English for Whatsapp & Facebook

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Posted in Friendship

Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

Posted in Friendship

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Posted in Funny

I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Posted in Funny

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Posted in Funny

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

Posted in Funny

My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Posted in Funny

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Posted in Funny

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

Posted in Funny

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Posted in Funny

God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P

Posted in Funny

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Posted in Funny

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

Posted in Funny

Save water - Drink beer!

Posted in Funny

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Posted in Funny

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...

Posted in Funny

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Posted in Funny

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Posted in Attitude

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Posted in Funny

You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

Posted in Funny

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