Latest Status Messages in English | Page 4

People like to express there feelings through status messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and other mediums. Here is our latest collection of latest status messages for Whatsapp & Facebook. Express your feelings through our latest status messages for your WhatsApp Facebook. This is Status Messages collection Page number 4
funny Status Messages Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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funny Status Messages That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
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funny Status Messages They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
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funny Status Messages Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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funny Status Messages Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
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funny Status Messages When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
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funny Status Messages May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
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funny Status Messages Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
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funny Status Messages Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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funny Status Messages It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
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funny Status Messages Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
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funny Status Messages The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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funny Status Messages Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
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funny Status Messages Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
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romantic Status Messages The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
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romantic Status Messages Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
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romantic Status Messages I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
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romantic Status Messages Where there is love, there is life.
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romantic Status Messages Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
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romantic Status Messages Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
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