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Latest Status Messages in English | Page 3

People like to express there feelings through status messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and other mediums. Here is our latest collection of latest status messages for Whatsapp & Facebook. Express your feelings through our latest status messages for your WhatsApp Facebook. This is Status Messages collection Page number 3
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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