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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...
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concern  life  online  friend  death  
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
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sound  notice  like  status  
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You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...
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love  pay  buy  
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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lazy  energy  mode  
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Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
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Whattsapp status is loading…
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Can’t talk, telepathy only!
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Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
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Life  Coin  
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I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
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Earth  
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Girl: "I love you" Boy: "I love me too"
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Love  
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Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
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For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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You are a proof that God has a good sense of humor.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Fine  Tax  
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Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
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I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
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Lazy  Energy  
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Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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