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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
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Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
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Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
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Once in a while, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
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Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
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whatsapp  status  smiley  dad  
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I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
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jealous  parent  kid  cool  
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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study  break  time  
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Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
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smile  life  teeth  short  
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My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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father  job  love  work  life  
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I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
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wake up  pee  hold  
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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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calories  today  fat  fire  burn  
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God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P
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god  creative  look  
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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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cute  pajama  dream  bed  
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
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lord  bug  software  monday  fix  
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Save water - Drink beer!
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water  drink  beer  
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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
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