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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
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I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
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They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
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When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
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May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
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