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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
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.ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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