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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

enhoy  walk  fridge  long  funny  clever whatsapp messages  

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

iphone  please  stop  words  nice  shut  piece  funny  clever whatsapp messages  

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

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.ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

  

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

sit  play  toilet  phone  minute  

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

need  day  saturday  sunday  funny  whatsapp clever messages  

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

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