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I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
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Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
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You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes.
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It's Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
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Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I though
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In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
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If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
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Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
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I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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